The Not-So-Shady Privacy Policy (Because Seriously, Who Steals Design Ideas Anyway?)

The Short Version (For Those with the Attention Span of a Goldfish):

I don't collect anything creepy or stalk you online. I just appreciate you checking out my designs (and maybe hiring me, wink wink).  Basically, it's all sunshine and rainbows... with a side of legalese (gotta cover my bases).

The Slightly Longer Version (For Those Who Like a Good Laugh):

Fear not, privacy enthusiasts! I'm not some evil corporation harvesting your deepest, darkest browsing habits (you know the ones). Here's the lowdown on what I do (and don't) do with the information you choose to share:

  • The Stuff You Tell Me:  If you fill out my contact form or send me a carrier pigeon, I'll hold onto your name and email address like a prized possession (okay, maybe not that prized, but I won't sell it to spammers). I will also feed the pigeon before I send it on its way.
  • The Stuff Your Browser Tells Me (Unintentionally):  I might get glimpses of what device you're using (because hey, is it even 2024 if you're not browsing on a home appliance?), but I promise not to judge you for that questionable browser history (incognito mode exists for a reason).
  • The Stuff I Don't Care About:  Your social security number, your deepest fears, your pizza topping preferences (although pineapple does belong on pizza, just sayin').
  • Basically, I'm Here for the Design Love, Not the Data:

    I use any information I collect to improve your experience on my site and maybe (just maybe) send you an email about my latest design projects. But that's it! I pinky swear.

    The Super-Duper Legalese Part (Because Lawyers):

    This entire website and its contents are the intellectual property of Erik Cargill. Don't steal my stuff, it's not cool (and copyright infringement is a real bummer). This policy is subject to change, so feel free to check back every now and then (if you have that kind of time).

    By Using This Website, You Agree to All of This Gibberish:

    Congratulations, you've made it to the bottom! Now go forth and marvel at my design work (and maybe send me a job offer, I may not say no).